doctor: so how long would you say you're on the computer for?
me: about 7 hours
doctor: a week?
me: ya lets go with that
That suspicious moment when you know your friend...
When a video has an advertisement that plays...
sodamnrelatable: worst 11 seconds of my life via sodamnrelatable
toebyeus: I don’t lose followers, followers lose me
Shit Fitblr say part 2:
Fitblr: How do you not put peanut butter in everything you eat? It peanut butter!
Fitblr: Jillian Micheals is such a bitch!.....God I love her.
Fitblr: No I don't need a fork for my food. Give me my camera phone first!
Fitblr: How do my shoes have holes in them already?
Fitblr: I don't want to talk right now I'm a hour behind my eating schedule.
Fitblr: *Commercial Break* time to do some crunches.
Fitblr: Mom I'm not a lesbian just let me explain those girls on my dash.
Fitblr: *after workout* omg I'm so tired and sweaty....photo time!
Fitblr: I don't care that you're sick why the hell did you take my last green tea packet?!
Fitblr: Yes I'm going to eat again it's been 3 hours already!
Fitblr: Who deleted my recording of the biggest loser?!
Fitblr: I only drank 4 glasses of water today! I'm so dissapointed in myself.
Fitblr: I do understand it's my birthday,but I'm going to go to the gym anyway.
Fitblr: Sorry I can't. I'm working out right now.